Ok, this might not be as funny as I think it is, only because I know both people involved in this and one is my best friend, who just had a birthday last week and decided to drunk dial. The next day, they planned on having his 29th birthday party at a skating rink in Dallas. That's all the back story you need to know!
Unrelated: I have a pic of me and Alex at the TON show in Dallas from "08 in my photo album. He's a fun drunk.