Join the Church Of Euthanasia!

According to the church's website, the one commandment is "Thou shalt not procreate". The CoE further asserts four principal pillars: suicide, abortion, cannibalism ("strictly limited to consumption of the already dead, so suck it up zombies), and sodomy ("Huray! Any sexual act not intended for procreation"). The church stresses population reduction by voluntary means only. Allas murder and involuntary sterilization are strictly forbidden by church doctrine. Fucking hippies.

Slogans employed by the group include "Save the Planet, Kill Yourself", "Six Billion Humans Can't Be Wrong", and "Eat a Queer Fetus for Jesus"!!! All of which are intended to mix inflammatory issues to unnerve those who oppose abortion and homosexuality.


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What a great idea! Let's see if they do house calls!

Knock-knock! Who's there? Death! Death, for who? Death, for you! ; P

Brent said:
What a great idea! Let's see if they do house calls!
We can still try to abort them, it's never too late ; )

Diane Ballard said:
If these particular artards had been aborted we wouldn't be having this discussion. Pity.


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